Once Upon a Time...
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ITS BEEN SINCE MAY. Jesus. I was gone over six months. Whelllllllllllllllp
That sure says something.

Hi.
Uh.
I...



long story.


I'll do a better thing later.


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When seeking the elusive Sara-Beast one should lure her with Prismacolor markers, Moleskeins, and Sandman Comics. You should make sure that the trap is cozy or else there's no chance of catching one of these beasties. When placing a trap, you should find somewhere near a Coffee shop and far from any fast food place. Be prepared to wait, because although Saras are curious animals, they're much more interested in watching you than you'd be of watching them.

If you succeed in catching a Sara, be sure to feed it with Iced Cappuccinos, Zen Chai, and vegetarian health food. It isn't that the Sara Beast is offended by the idea of eating meat, it's that she doesn't believe in eating anything she couldn't stand to hunt on her own.

Sara's personalities can change quite often. The most common sound they make is a "mew" or a "fishie!". If you want to pet your Sara, be sure to just do it on the top of her head, or scritch her back. She loves belly rubs, but will only accept them from her counterpart (the wild Nathan).

Saras are nocturnal, so be prepared to allow them at least 14 hours of sleep a night. And if you choose to wake them up, don't expect them to be cheerful about it.

Saras LOVE water, but HATE baths or showers. They don't like that their fur gets everywhere.

Saras don't wear shoes.

Saras like the Idea of cookies as a reward, but not the reality of it.

If a Sara can't make art, or learn things, it will wither and die.